Friday, February 19, 2010

Five Rules (Thanks Lori...I stole this from you...LOL)

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Signed,
Tiger Woods

4 comments:

Kristy said...

hysterical! Love it!

Laura and Ryan said...

hahahaha! That's fabulous :)

The Kid said...

rofl! wait ... I got to show it to my wife ;)

First time visitor, and I love your blog :)

The Football Wife said...

so naughty! love it!